1. You look familiar
My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.
2. I just wanna be friends
Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?
PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.
3. I’m single
*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.
4. It’s complicated
This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.
5. I’m not like other guys
Oshey Mr different.
We hail thee!
6. I’ve never met anyone like you before
Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.